I’m disappointed to say that I didn’t bring my certificate. Let me give you a resume first. Besides, don’t we need to talk?
She smiled and said that our supervisor hasn’t come yet. You can go somewhere else first.
I said you’re not so polite. It’s always you. You sound strange. I haven’t taught you your name yet.
She still smiled politely and looked down at my resume without answering.
But I saw a hint of disdain in her eyes.
After reading my resume, she looked up and said, No? Is this a department?
I honestly answer yes.
She looked at me in surprise. Your department’s experience is to manage a computer room, which means that your ability is to be able to equip our company. Mr. Jiang, you are really an interesting person. I am not mistaken. You graduated from the ancient Chinese major. Although our company needs language talents very much for the ViaVie project of the scientific research base, from your resume, I can’t see that you can create a trade union in our company.
I was speechless.
It took me a long time to say that I heard that your company has a high salary.
She looks at me more strangely, not high. The average employee has a monthly salary of 5 thousand yuan, but our company is not an international nursing home, which is not high salary, but also for talents. Mr. Jiang, I think you understand the meaning of talents
It is really unbearable that her tone is still very polite.
I suppressed my anger and said, I don’t know what you think of me. A recruiter shouldn’t be so mean and disrespectful. That’s how I feel when I talk to you.
She shrugged her shoulders and spread her hand.
I hate this gesture of sending people, especially China girls, so I say, "I can’t forgive you." Do you know what you look like? When you stand up, you look like a braised duck. My company is ashamed that such a good company should have employees like you.
She was shaking with anger. Why should I respect people like you? Look at your chest. What are you wearing to attend the recruitment? You don’t know how to respect yourself. Do you still want to be respected by others?
I was wearing a white shirt, and Li Shengmei helped me pick out the early door, and she also helped me with my collar seriously.
I looked down and found that the clothes were a mass of plastic. My hand tried to pull it to make a rooster’s head bounce up and stand straight on my chest.
The plastic ball was an inflatable device. After it was triggered, I had a five-centimeter-high plastic cock on my chest, a colorful cock.
A white shirt with a colorful cock on its chest.
My mind is blank. What happened in front of me is beyond my wildest imagination.
What the hell happened here? I was wearing a fucking cock at the job fair.
The girl in the dress smiled coldly. Mr. Jiang gave you a piece of advice. Our company will never want talents like you. According to your wonderful performance, you should go to Dell. They will definitely welcome you to join you with open arms. Dell is in perfect harmony.
I almost fainted. I didn’t hear what she said.
I hate Li Shengmei at this moment.
When I came out early, I was wearing a shirt. She said it was too old-fashioned and forced me to change my shirt. I was at Xuan’s place and she helped me wear it. At that time, I was secretly grateful to her. I thought she was really careful and gentle.
Now I finally directed a farce by Bai Shengmei, and I starred in it.
Chapter 11 Absurd Holy Beauty
There are not many people in the workplace who are looking at me one after another, and they are still pointing their fingers. I can’t wait to find a crack in the ground and get into the dress immediately. The girl looked at me with a sneer at her mouth. I just didn’t shout clown. I reached out to press the cock’s head back for a long time and didn’t respond.
When I was about to run away, she crumpled my resume in front of me and threw it into the wastebasket next to me.
I was about to collapse and my mind was saved by her. I took a deep breath and calmly told her that you are not only like a braised duck, but also your hands are fatter than the meat on the duck’s ass. Don’t rub other people’s resumes so hard.
After that, I walked angrily to the gate holding my chest cock head. At this time, it was less than five minutes before I entered the talent market. When I approached the door, it suddenly occurred to me that this was an opportunity that I spent money to buy. How could I easily leave me and think about it? Finally, I turned around, closed my eyes, took a few deep breaths and walked back inside.
My hand is no longer pressed against the rooster, so it will squeak even more indecent instead of pressing it.
After walking for a few minutes, I finally found two 30-year-old men with Dell brand behind the recruitment desk. I went and handed them my resume.
They looked startled.
I said hello, gentlemen. I want to join your company to do sales. Although I have never done similar work in the past, you should have seen the cock on my chest. I think it may be difficult to do sales, but it is easier than looking for a job everywhere with a cock.
The two men looked at each other, and one of them looked older and said to me, do you want to do pre-sales consultation or sales representative? I said, which salary is higher? You evaluate the position with the highest salary and let me do it
He said, sit down and we can talk.
I sat at their table.
The young one asked me, with all due respect, your cock looks very special. I mean, it’s very realistic. Well, actually, what I want to ask is whether you have received successful training
I am at a loss to answer no, I have never heard of this question.
The older man looked at my face and said, maybe Dell needs someone like you. When can you give us your certificate?
I said you would want me.
His answer is yes